Pure Expression.

me: i'm dating.
friend: omg! who is?
me: my boyfriend is ________.
friend: the famous one? that's is not poss-
me: JK once said: "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
me: SEE
me: YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
friend: but-
me: END OF HISTORY
friend:

what if you got a stain on the invisibility cloak and you were just walking around hogwarts as this tiny floating dollop of ketchup

me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it